Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said, “This piece of paper has nothing on it?”
Billy replied “I know, I drew a blank.”
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
What do you call a flower with a mouth?
Tulip.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Snow thank you.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
"Just don't carrot all."
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
It was chipped.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
My wife misplaced some of her makeup...
She said, "I can't find my concealer".
And I said, "Wow, sounds like it's some good stuff then!"
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
One fundamental lesson our teacher has taught us in History class while talking about the Civil War was never to take victory for Grant-ed.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring