We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
I was named after my dad
Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him.
Why did the castle keep swearing?
It had turrets.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
A prisoner was released from jail, he shouted "Yay I'm free I'm free!" A little boy yelled "So what I'm 4 I'm 4!"
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What do horses like to put on their egg salad sandwiches?
MayoNAYS!
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
My wife just threw out our computer, shattering all the glass.
I guess she doesn’t like windows.
I asked my son to stop leaving the freezer door open.
I told him, “This is why we can’t have ice things.”
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
He threw three free throws.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Why was the realtor in counseling?
He couldn’t get closure.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
How dairy!
Why was the salad late to the dinner party?
He was waiting for his wife to get dressing.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.