What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.