Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?
Hail Caesar
You're my romeboy.
How good/bad was the Internet at the time of the Roman Emperors?
Let me put it that way: the lag was so bad it took Jesus three days just to respawn and he got disconnected soon afterwards.
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome?
I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
I M L I VI D
What did the anciient Roman soldier tell his girlfriend?
You are a solid X
What is Julius Caesar's favorite food?
Roman noodles
Doofus was the stupidest of Roman generals.
Who used to run pen & paper RPGs in 1st century BC Rome?
The Carpe DM
A Roman Lifeguard on duty:
See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
Just landed in Rome, Italy. My pilot used to be a Franciscan Monk...
...But now he's an Air Friar.
Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut?
With little Caesar's.
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. "Ate dudes, Brutus?"
Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was roamin around during war.
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
What did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?
Why are 40 romans funny?
Because they are XD.
Why didn't the Romans have algebra?
Because X always equaled 10!
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
The Romans must have thought the year three thousand was going to be tasty.
MMM
Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?
Because he had so many lesions.
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Have you heard about the roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Getting a Roman soldier to stand next to an Irishman ...
... requires a lot of Gaul.