Which lawn decorations move around from yard to yard?
Gnomads.
My chickens escaped and over my yard...
I wasn't expecting the coop d'etat.
A woman gets into an accident while driving. She tries to explain to the officer that it wasn’t her fault. She says the other guy was drinking and on his phone! The officer looks at the lady and says, "Mam, he could do that in his own backyard.”
During the divorce, the judge couldn't decide who got the shack in the backyard, despite our numerous arguments.
It was a case of he shed, she shed.
I was trying to reshape the border of my backyard when my neighbors' fence fell over...
Wrong post.
Two snowmen were standing in a yard. One asked the other, "Do you smell carrot?" The other snowman replied, "No, but I can taste coal."
My wife got mad at me for playing catch with my son in the backyard
... I didn’t see the big deal until I dropped him.
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
I told my brother not to stand too close to the trees in our backyard.
I don't know why, but they seem shady.
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard and taking poops on my flower bed.
His dog is not as bad.
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