What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Irish I had better jokes.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Dublin over in laughter.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I love when you coddle me.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I’m feelin’ green.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
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