A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn’t trained.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.