I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn’t trained.
How do trains eat?
They chew chew.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?
Because he had a loco-motive.
Why did the monster eat the caboose? The locomotive told it to choo choo.
I saw a guy on the train holding a newspaper in front of his face.
He was behind The Times.
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.