The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
It’s a military coo.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.