Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum? A chew-chew train.
How do locomotives hear? Through the engineers!
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road.”
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’
I don’t want to drive you crazy, but I do have a loco-motive