A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
I don’t want to drive you crazy, but I do have a loco-motive
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’
A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.
I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn’t trained.