Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
How do trains eat?
They chew chew.
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
Why don’t elephants like to ride on trains? Because they hate leaving their trunks in the baggage car.
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.