How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
What do you call a locomotive with a cold? A choo choo train.
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
How do trains eat?
They chew chew.
I don’t want to drive you crazy, but I do have a loco-motive
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.