I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A LOCOmotive.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.