Why can’t the engineer be electrocuted? Because he’s not a conductor!
I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.
I can't help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
Why did the train have to rush to the bathroom?
It’s been toot toot tootin all day long!
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!