Why did the realtor open a bakery shop?
Because he was dealing in dough!
My real estate agent lied. He said my house had a 1,000 carpet area, but I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs in there...
How did the real estate agent handle the rude client?
She showed her some manors.
What did the happy realtor say to his client after making the deal?
He said, "Well, all's well that dwells well."
I once decided to buy a baseball stadium. But my agent said he could only give me a ballpark estimate!
How do you make a million dollars in real estate?
You start out with two million.
What type of real estate transactions do dwarves prefer?
Short sales.