Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Which Led Zeppelin song do realtors love most?
“A Whole Lot Of Love.”
What do real estate agents have to be thankful for this year?
Lots.
Why would a real estate business never close down?
Since it’ll never be out of commission.
How many insects do you need to make money from your rental property?
Ten-ants.
How does a dual agent sleep?
Well, first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Why do realtors not buy houses near stables?
Because they will always be worried about their next-door neigh-bors!