I tried bidding on a shopping center in a real estate auction, but someone outbid me at the last minute. I guess the old saying is true…
You can’t win a mall.
How can you tell if a real estate agent is British?
They’re all about proper tea.
What are the three things most important to bats about their local real estate?
Echolocation. Echolocation. Echolocation.
Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent show the ocean-side mansion?
It was too current.
A brand new real estate agent walks into a Realtor’s office for their interview. “It says here you quit your last job selling duct tape after only three months,” the Realtor asked. “Why did you quit?” “I just couldn’t stick with it,” they responded.
Why is it so tough to become a real estate attorney?
You always have to deal with battles of wills.
I have no problem with listings with finished basements.
They’re my best cellars!