Why did the realtor buy his home right beside a porta-potty?
Because it was a leakfront property!
You just can’t trust real estate developers.
They’re always busy with plots and schemes.
Why did the mortgage broker always eat lunch by himself?
He was a loaner.
How does a dual agent sleep?
Well, first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
There are three things verbose realtors find most important:
Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion.
The man who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.
Why was the realtor in counseling?
He couldn’t get closure.