Why will you never see a realtor reading books?
Because books only have page numbers!
How did the realtor compliment his wife?
He said, “Real estate values will go up and down, but you will remain beautiful forever.”
What did the real estate agent do when her buyer was on a budget?
She asked the listing agent what would be the condominimum offer the owner would take.
Never bet on real estate. The house always wins.
You just can’t trust real estate developers.
They’re always busy with plots and schemes.
How does a dual agent sleep?
Well, first he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Why did the realtor buy his home right beside a porta-potty?
Because it was a leakfront property!