Why is it so tough to become a real estate attorney?
You always have to deal with battles of wills.
Why was the realtor upset with his truck driver client one day?
The client wanted a house with really long haul ways.
How can you tell if a real estate agent is British?
They’re all about proper tea.
My brother is a real estate agent. He greets me with, "Hey bro, house it going?"
The French real estate agent was very upset when their new listing was destroyed.
He said it was chateau-strophic!
What’s the worst thing about broken elevator puns? They’re not very uplifting.
Why would a real estate business never close down?
Since it’ll never be out of commission.