Why did an agent decide to hide his realtor license?
Because he wanted to be a secret agent.
Why did the realtor open a bakery shop?
Because he was dealing in dough!
What does a real estate agent from Seychelles specialized in beachfront properties do?
She sells Seychelles by the seashore.
We’re having a really difficult time selling our house. We blame it on the neighbors.
They always have the lawn sprinkler on… It’s a source of constant irrigation.
Why did the realtor buy his home right beside a porta-potty?
Because it was a leakfront property!
I have no problem with listings with finished basements.
They’re my best cellars!
Why do realtors love skateboards?
Because they can flip them whenever they want!