The man who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.
How did the real estate agent handle the rude client?
She showed her some manors.
What did the manager say to the realtor who kept forgetting to sign the agreement?
He said, "Just do the deed."
Why was the realtor upset with his truck driver client one day?
The client wanted a house with really long haul ways.
What’s that feeling you get every month when the mortgage is due?
Homesick.
What are the three things most important to bats about their local real estate?
Echolocation. Echolocation. Echolocation.
Why is it a bad idea to pick a fight with a real estate agent?
They can flip houses whenever they want!