What happens when you marry the best real estate agent in town?
He sells you the engagement ring.
What are sophisticated realtors known for?
Constantly telling you all about proper tea.
How did the real estate agent handle the rude client?
She showed her some manors.
How did the realtor compliment his wife?
He said, “Real estate values will go up and down, but you will remain beautiful forever.”
My realtor promised to give me a free abacus if he could close the deal.
I’m unsure whether to count on it or not.
Why did an agent decide to hide his realtor license?
Because he wanted to be a secret agent.
I once decided to buy a baseball stadium. But my agent said he could only give me a ballpark estimate!