Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Irish I had better jokes.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
I love when you coddle me.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
You’re my lucky charm.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Dublin over in laughter.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
I’m feelin’ green.