When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Irish I had better jokes.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.