I’m feelin’ green.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I love when you coddle me.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish food is legen-dairy.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.