Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Dublin over in laughter.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I love when you coddle me.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
You’re my lucky charm.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m feelin’ green.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!