Do you be-leaf in magic?
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
You’re my lucky charm.
I’m feelin’ green.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!