How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Dublin over in laughter.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Irish I had better jokes.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
You’re my lucky charm.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.