Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Irish I had better jokes.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I love when you coddle me.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.