Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!