Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!