I love when you coddle me.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
You’re my lucky charm.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!