I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.