You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I love when you coddle me.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
You’re my lucky charm.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Irish I had better jokes.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.