A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I love when you coddle me.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Dublin over in laughter.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I’m feelin’ green.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You’re my lucky charm.