The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
You’re my lucky charm.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I love when you coddle me.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Dublin over in laughter.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
I’m feelin’ green.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!