What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I’m feelin’ green.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
You’re my lucky charm.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Irish I had better jokes.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Dublin over in laughter.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I love when you coddle me.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!