Irish food is legen-dairy.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I love when you coddle me.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
You’re my lucky charm.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish I had better jokes.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Dublin over in laughter.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I’m feelin’ green.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.