Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I’m feelin’ green.
I love when you coddle me.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Irish I had better jokes.
You’re my lucky charm.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Dublin over in laughter.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.