You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
I’m feelin’ green.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Irish I had better jokes.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I love when you coddle me.