When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I’m feelin’ green.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
I love when you coddle me.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!