What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?
Pump Kins
Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for 'I scream.'
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
He had no morrels.
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.
I thought it was pretty straight forward.
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
Orange you excited for Halloween?
What do you say when you're having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.