I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music!
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
I bought a pumpkin for Halloween but it was broken
So i had to get a pumpkin patch.
Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for 'I scream.'
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.
For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
Why do skeleton's make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones.
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.