I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
Why did the Vampire read The New York Times? He heard it had great circulation.
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
He had no morrels.
Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for 'I scream.'
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world? People call him Count Everest.
Why do skeleton's make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones.
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door