Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?
"Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!"
Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world? People call him Count Everest.
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.
He's going to have a great fall.
Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?
Because he was stuffed!
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
Orange you excited for Halloween?
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!