Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-Pie!
For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?
Only if you Count Dracula.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for 'I scream.'
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O