Although he seems happy and bright, the jack-o-lantern was so sad on Halloween because he’s hollow inside.
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?
Pump Kins
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.
I thought it was pretty straight forward.