What do you say when you're having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
Although he seems happy and bright, the jack-o-lantern was so sad on Halloween because he’s hollow inside.
For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.
My Haloween costume would have been perfect if my hair agreed with me. Guess I’m just having a bad scare day.
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-Pie!
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?
Pump Kins
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.