I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.