How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
The boot black brought the black boot back.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Shave a single shingle thin.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.