Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Octopus ocular optics.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
I eat eel while you peel eel
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Eddie edited it.
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Pirates Private Property.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!