Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
Pirates Private Property.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
Rudder valve reversals
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
The boot black brought the black boot back.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.