Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
I eat eel while you peel eel
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
Rudder valve reversals
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
He threw three free throws.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.