What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..
..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!