Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
You are aged to perfection.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
More candles means a bigger wish!
Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
They say everything gets better with age.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said ....
You know, one would have been enough.