I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
They say everything gets better with age.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about
the present, I didn’t get you one.
Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.