Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
They say everything gets better with age.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said ....
You know, one would have been enough.
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.