You know you’re getting old when…there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.