The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
It was my wife's birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.
Apparently it wasn't the Apple watch she wanted.
Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
You feta have a gouda birthday.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
You are aged to perfection.