My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
You are aged to perfection.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
For my girlfriend's birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes...
It wasn't a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.