What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
You are aged to perfection.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!