What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.