When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.