Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”