Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.