I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.