Seas the day.
Salty but sweet.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
The ocean made me salty.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Sea you at the beach.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Beach, please.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Feeling fintastic.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Beach you to it.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Shell yeah.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Whale, hello there.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Water you doing?
I can sea clearly now.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Tis the sea-sun.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Tropic like it's hot.
Avoid pier pressure.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Don't get tide down.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.