I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.