What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!