Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
We’ll have a ball.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.