Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.