Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
For instant fun, just add water.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Summer is just floating by.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Get in the swim this summer.
My moment in the sun.
Poor white splash.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Water you doing on [date]?
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!