Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For instant fun, just add water.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.