Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.