Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!