Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.