Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.