How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.