Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.