Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
The cloud hailed from the sky kingdom.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
I can sea clearly now.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
How do two rival forests get along? They sign a peace tree-ty!
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.