Water you doing?
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Shell yeah.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Feeling fintastic.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
The ocean made me salty.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Beach you to it.
Tropic like it's hot.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I can sea clearly now.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Seas the day.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Are you squiding me right now?
Don't get tide down.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Avoid pier pressure.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Sea you at the beach.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Tis the sea-sun.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Salty but sweet.