The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Shell yeah.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Tropic like it's hot.
Beach, please.
Avoid pier pressure.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
The ocean made me salty.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Are you squiding me right now?
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Salty but sweet.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Sea you at the beach.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Seas the day.
Feeling fintastic.
I can sea clearly now.
If there's a will, there's a wave.