Cowboys don’t roll joints.
They tumble weed.
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Boooots.
What do you call a gassy cowboy?
Wyatt Burp.
How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
What does a millennial cowboy say?
Yeet Haw!
Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
Just aboot.
How did the cowboy greet the equestrian?
Howdy Neigh-bor.
What type of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi partner.
Waddaya get when you cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?
Darn Tutankhamun!
Why are cowboys prone to gambling?
Because they're always raising the steaks.
What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?
Reintarnation
What do you call it when dress up like a cowboy?
Ranch dressing
How did the catholic cowboy greet his priest for confession?
“Howdy, pardoner!”
A cowboy emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
Why’d did the cowboy have a wiener dog?
Someone told him to get a long little doggie
What did the cowboy say when he bought a yo yo.
This ain't my first yo yo!
Why couldn't the cowboy get down from his horse?
Because you can only get down from a goose.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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Acowboy enters the saloon
"Who painted my horse blue??"
A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.
"It was me, you have a problem with that?"
"No...I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating."
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?