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I've seen more meat in a chicken than you.
You look like one of those kids in the Unicef commercials.
You're so skinny, you have to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
You're so skinny, you can see out the peephole with both eyes.
You're so thin, when you shower someone has to pull you out of the drain.
You're so skinny you use bandaids for pillows.
You're so skinny, you can grate cheese on your ribs.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as a deodrant.
You're so skinny that you have to wear a belt with spandex.
You're so thin that if you stand in front of a wall you'll look like a crack.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
You're so skinny that people thought you were a twig off a tree.
You're so skinny, you can see out the peephole with both eyes.
When you wore yellow yesterday, I thought you were a pencil.
You're so skinny you can dodge raindrops.
You're so skinny you can use a bracelet as a hula hoop.
You're so skinny that you can play her ribs like a xylophone.
You're so skinny, YOU could dive through a fence.
Your momma is so skinny when she swallowed a meatball people thought she was pregnant.
You're so skinny, you have to wear skis in the shower.
You're so skinny, if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you would look like a zipper.
You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
You're so skinny your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
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