Practice safe text: use commas.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Writers have great climaxes.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Do you comma here often?
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Metaphors be with you.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.